I voted Democrat because...

When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list. They can then pick a reason.

25.  I voted Democrat because that's what the TV told me to do. Thinking for yourself is too hard.
24.  I voted democrat because I am too chicken-(scratch) to put the gun to my head and pull the trigger myself. This way I kill myself (and a lot of others) slowly.
23.  I voted Democrat because I am influenced by emotional concepts rather than logical ones.
22.  I voted Democrat because of the terrible burden of being responsible for myself and family.  
21.  I voted Democrat so that I wouldn't have to worry about paying my mortgage or putting gas in my car.
20.  ...It was easier than thinking.
19.  I voted Democrat because I believe the educated elite career politicians who have never held a real job in their whole lives (Barry Sorento/Joe Biden) know much better how to run a car company, a bank, or any other industry than people who have successfully done it for decades.
18.  I voted Democrat because I'm an idiot.
17.  I voted Democrat 'cuz... Free stuff!!! Nuff said...
16.  I voted Democrat because I don't want to have to worry about paying my bills anymore.
15.  I voted Democrat because Oprah told me to.
14.  I voted Democrat because...well, hell, if it was the only thing in her life that made Michelle Obama proud of her country, then it must have been the right choice...
13.  I vote Democrate because I like knowing the founding fathers are rolling over in their graves! They love it when we give away all the freedoms they gave their lives for!
12.  I voted Democrat because I was tired of the stability of government, the reliability of being a nation of laws and rejected my inheritence from old dead white guys of the gift of liberty that was a burden for me.
11.  I voted Democrat because I thought a drug-addled Indonesian-Kenyan-Muslim would make a better President than a real American.
10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.



My head hurts.